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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon gets ghosted

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Anon gets ghosted

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    better so i guess

  • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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    always host girlfriend locally.

    rookie mistake annon.

    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Time to go buy a framework desktop with 128 gigs of unified memory!

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        Unfortunately it’s not shipping until Q3. What am I is anon meant to do in the meantime?

        • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Sell their soul for a Mac Studio with M3 Ultra and 512 gigs of unified memory. (Or one with specs comparable to a maxed out Strix Halo)

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          A VPS could work in the meantime. It’ll cost a pretty penny, but maybe that’s manageable for the next few months.

  • lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)@feddit.nl
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    My new girlfriend Nicole never replies 🙄

    • burgermeister@lemm.ee
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      OMG, same!

  • I Cast Fist
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    Ha ha, what an idiot. Now, my totally legit online girlfriend also started ghosting me, but that was shortly before I heard about a raid in a pig butchering scam in Myanmar. Pure coincidence, I’m sure.

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    Time for a new Chinese online girlfriend

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      No need to go that far I have it on good authority there are hot babes in my area.

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    Oh no, Petunia!

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