The ONLY safe thing is to nuke it from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Exterminatus? OK exterminatus
Going through these movies for the first time ever, and I just heard this quote last night. I finally get to say I understood that reference 😎
Game over man!
No, that would just make them stronger.
Move human civilization to a different solar system and then explode the sun, it’ll all be worth it once those things are gone.
Akshually, there’s only one Sol-ar system.
Actually according to this graph I just found, you’re wrong and will never be right once. /s
Touche.
Fuckin’ A.
H would be even better!
Have a talk face to face.
Flamethrower.
Flamethrowers are organic, right?
There exist inorganic fuels, but I don’t think any portable flamethrower is capable of using them.
Couldn’t you… use basically moonshine?
Like, set up a distillery, get your grain mash and sugar… now you have very high proof alcohol.
Now, you could just strap basically a pilot light to … a more seriously designed super soaker… and you’d have to add some kind of … jellying, gelling? agent to the moonshine to get it to act more like a flame thrower than a squirt gun…
This would not be a 100% organicly sourced entire flamethrower, but you could at least make the fuel mostly, if not fully, from organic, non petroleum products.
Petroleum is organic already. No need to make alcohol.
(Well, to a very high extent. It also has inorganic impurities.)
Ah, I was using the uh… food industry sense of the term (which is admittedly a fuzzy definition), not the chemistry definition.
Yay for domain dependent meanings!
They actually are.
Just farm things.
Finally an AI use case.
These can be purchased online. Friend has one.
Sweet.
But careful of David.
Sure, but the images are VERY clearly AI generated.
Australia.
Mate I got like 3 of those little fuckers as pets, they make fuckin great guard dogs.
They’re allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.
Now that’s evil. You need a job at the Australian tourism bureau. I’m sure you’re familiar with drop bear protocol.
Flamethrower.
You don’t.
It’s their garden now.
Plasma rifle.
Hot plasma, fresh from the rifle, just like mama used to make
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
What’s it though? Is it the lv426 reference or I’m missing something?
Facehugger from Alien
That would be funny if they were in reality just garden pests and didnt kill people, literally just humping a potted plant and eating the tomatos.
Nah that thing is straight out of Australia burn it
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leave the home, and hope that they are happy with that, in case that is not enough, you can give up non vital appendages
Ngl that’s some cool photoshop
