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You’re… jerkin it to the joker from Balatro?
Look. No one blames you.
This pun caused me so much actual pain I now have testicular torsion.
AI could never replace this art
it might be able to recreate the image, but it’ll never recreate the feeling in my pants
Fear
um… i don’t think fear smells like this
Shit?
yep, it’s shit. you win.
Yanking is tariffed.
Wanking is free.
🙏
Just had a delicious chickpea salad, couldn’t even tell that she had a cock
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid $300 to to have a garbanzo bean on me.
You should. It’s divine.
she garban on my zo until I bean.
