• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    … ‘quantum evolutionary psychological natural selection theory’ implies that women will naturally evolve… makeup excreting facial glands.

    rofl

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      9 days ago

      It’s the only possible explanation for all those future documentaries we’ve seen. Occams razor and all that. Mens’ beards also undergo some sort of evolutionary change that causes them to stop growing at the ‘ruggedly manly’ length, rather than just keeping on going to ‘a bird could, and may be, nesting in it.’