This is hilarious. It has the look of old internet but Im pretty sure its my first time seeing it. Eitherway upvoots. upvoots all around.
Utterly disgusting.
It’s “he and I”.
Cherub factory
Wow how did you summon those people? Were they always here on Lemmy lol?
With the same reasoning, it could be argued that she was toxic, or both God and she.
I love how this comment section goes from the top comments at over 200 upvotes to -50 downvotes in less than 10 comments (at the time of writing this). And then looking at the scrollbar not even being halfway down the page, which is a weird reaction of “man, so many idiots here, but also nice seeing them all getting downvoted into oblivion”.
This is dark but funny, while it also sadly shows how many people here are brainwashed fucktards.
Recent Redditor influx?
Lemmy surprised me with this comment section. I would not have guessed the amount of religious chestnuts is so high on here
Four? Four people is an amount you wouldn’t have guessed?
I think there were fewer comments in general but these four were already there.
I’m not so sure now
This was the top comment for me, and I thought it wasn’t going to be too bad.
Wow there are some hot takes down there.
Every wave of redditor carves out more space for it.
Endless September
Smells like summer in here
It’s not that there’s a lot, it’s that the topic makes the few here open their mouth. Your the top comment right now. The post is upvoted. The community isn’t them.
Dark, but funny.
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Holy shit this dark humor got me good
Humor is sometimes the only remaining coping mechanism. Reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of someone saying they won therapy when the therapist needed a pause to take in their horrific story of a life.
that’s like 90% of therapy clients though
sometimes you just gotta pause and consider what it’s like to live like that
That therapist’s therapist had better brace themself.
This is something special
God must’ve forgotten a baby holodeck on Earth back when she made it
Mind explaining this?
She keeps getting pregnant and having abortions.
I thought it’s a joke, she is not really sending anything back to God just as God is not really sending her anything
Or miscarrying :(
That wouldn’t be her “sending it back”
To those who are having the miscarriage, it definitely can seem like it is.
It easily could. Religious funerals often say stuff like “were giving them back to you.”
Except if she means that her body is sending them back. Then the post makes a lot more sense, her blaming god for miscarriages.
But the post says she sends them to god, not god sending and taking back so she clearly doesn’t blame god for miscarriage
If your body does something, then you do something.
Yes, if my body miscarries, I send the baby back to god. If I blame god for that, I wouldn’t phrase it that way.
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Or a Texas school teacher…
She keeps getting a Texas school teacher and having abortions?
She’s a teacher in Texas and her students keep getting shot
Extended explanation: I suspect the “back and forth” is likely a reference to the “poop back and forth” scene in Miranda July’s 2005 film Me and You and Everyone We Know.
I remember watching that movie when it came out, that line is burned into my brain forever.