Emotional_Series7814@kbin.melroy.org to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz · 13 days agoa short dialogue with a vampiresopuli.xyzimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down13
arrow-up198arrow-down1imagea short dialogue with a vampiresopuli.xyzEmotional_Series7814@kbin.melroy.org to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz · 13 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
minus-squarepotoo22linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·13 days ago“And you’re so pale. You need some sun.” Vampire: “I don’t think you understand how vampires work.”
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·13 days ago“Let’s just sit down and hash this out over some delicious garlic bread.” “Hard pass.”
minus-squareFlihpFlorp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 days agoLook at least humans and vampire have the common ground of dying when stabbed in the heart with a stake
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 days agoI also tend to flee when people want to tell me about jesus
minus-squareEmotional_Series7814@kbin.melroy.orgOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoImagine loving garlic and then being turned into a vampire. Worst tragedy ever
“And you’re so pale. You need some sun.”
Vampire: “I don’t think you understand how vampires work.”
“Let’s just sit down and hash this out over some delicious garlic bread.”
“Hard pass.”
Look at least humans and vampire have the common ground of dying when stabbed in the heart with a stake
I also tend to flee when people want to tell me about jesus
Imagine loving garlic and then being turned into a vampire. Worst tragedy ever