>be me
>biohacker focused on male vitality 
>spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep
>Ice baths
>gigachad testosterone levels achieved
>read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids 
>read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles
>stop having sex with wife
>stop taking care of son
>testosterone goes up 21 points
>Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers
>wife won't talk to me
>son cries a lot and grades dropped 
>told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down 

How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?
  • [email protected]@sh.itjust.worksOP
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    72
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    Attention: The person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!

    • I Cast Fist
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      2 days ago

      Sell your car, do the tar!

      Instructions unclear, became linux femboy

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      2 days ago

      Tar made me join the police academy and slap my wife just thinking about it. MAn i suddenly feel… Great Again, like I’m back in the double wide with my 3rd cousin Peggy and sister (in-law) Sue-Ellen. Oh Sister Sue how I Peg and U

    • dan00@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      edit-2
      2 days ago

      Eww wtf sex with wife??? That’s so gay brother, you better start taking Eagle Tar and stop with this nonsense pussy eating shit and start mogging these bitches by supplementing yourself with real alfa cock.