>be me
>biohacker focused on male vitality
>spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep
>Ice baths
>gigachad testosterone levels achieved
>read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids
>read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles
>stop having sex with wife
>stop taking care of son
>testosterone goes up 21 points
>Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers
>wife won't talk to me
>son cries a lot and grades dropped
>told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down
How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?It reads like satire, but I know there is a number greater than zero of men who do this.
Attention: The person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!
Sell your car, do the tar!
Instructions unclear, became linux femboy
You misread them you were supposed to be a Lexus fuckboy
Tar made me join the police academy and slap my wife just thinking about it. MAn i suddenly feel… Great Again, like I’m back in the double wide with my 3rd cousin Peggy and sister (in-law) Sue-Ellen. Oh Sister Sue how I Peg and U
Eww wtf sex with wife??? That’s so gay brother, you better start taking Eagle Tar and stop with this nonsense pussy eating shit and start mogging these bitches by supplementing yourself with real alfa cock.
That Poe guy is really lurking behind every corner you look
Nevermore
Quoth the gay anon
Except from the son part I think I can name a few people I know
Nothing is more testosterone-inducing, then two naked bros just going at it in the gym shower.
Just make sure to always stop before either of you orgasms, so you can retain your peak performance for the workout after.
Actually it is way more important for OP to guzzle the other guy’s cum. He’ll get so much more testosterone that way.
The bioavailability of gym bros’ spunk is off the charts
Fake: Anon has a wife
Gay: Anon is obsessed about testosterone and male vitality
