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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Taking Caffeine pills make more sense in every way possible than drinking Coffee.

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Taking Caffeine pills make more sense in every way possible than drinking Coffee.

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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Drinking Coffee stains teeth.
Caffeine pills is way cheaper than Coffee.
Swallowing Caffeine pill is more efficient than trying to drink coffee.
You can’t control the caffeine dose with Coffee, but you can with pills.

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The pill contains small robots that burrow into your brain and twiddle the neurons to make you THINK you’re enjoying a hot coffee in the morning

In reality, it’s shortening your lifespan by around 10 years every time. Small price to pay for white teeth, though!

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