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simple@lemmy.mywire.xyzM to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 年前

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simple@lemmy.mywire.xyzM to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 年前
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  • Metal Zealot@lemmy.ml
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    How light are French children that you can throw them over an 6 foot tall fence

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      Little practice and a decent hammer throw technique your average adult ought to be able to get higher than a six foot arc with 50lbs. Trick is to grab em by the ankles, looking them in the eye is incredibly distracting.

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        Or just solongeybowser them

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          I prefer The Trunchbull’s Olympic hammer throw method:

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          Amazing. Just be sure not to aim for the bombs

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        deleted by creator

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      Elementary kids? 50-70 pounds. Oh wait we want kilos. With cheese.

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      French children are typically the size of human children. This might be surprising from an US perspective.

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        American obesity is a plague spreading here to Canada too

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      They are full of hot air like all Frensh people…

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        It’s from the Baguettes.

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      You can’t lift your child?

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        You’re telling me you can lift a 50 pound child over your head and toss them? Multiple times a week?

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          I can lift a 50 pound weight over my head, multiple times in a row. I’m not sure how these parents are actually doing it, I assume the kids climb over, and the parents aren’t actually yeeting them.

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          Frère ou sœur, est-ce que tu soulèves au moins?

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            Well I ain’t deadlifting toddlers

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