飯テロ is not “terrorist attacks”. 飯 is food, テロ is terrorism, together they form a slang word that is used when someone posts pictures of delicious food while you are hungry.
So, this person was just going to watch food porn while lying in bed, but… Yea, translation error.
Japanese twitter was at one point a fucking zoo that made American degeneracy look like a church; it may still be. Some hits:
Some of this is totally on Google Translate.
In the second picture, the text is 飯テロ見ながら、寝るよ
飯テロ is not “terrorist attacks”. 飯 is food, テロ is terrorism, together they form a slang word that is used when someone posts pictures of delicious food while you are hungry.
So, this person was just going to watch food porn while lying in bed, but… Yea, translation error.
That was geniuenly funny and you ruined it. Give me back my absurdist comedy.
No.
Tbh, the last one is kinda genius.
I honestly like the last one, quite ingenious to lower a bit the stress…
The toilet rim piss isnt anywhere near as bad as the others, its happened to me before, thats why i piss standing.
Can’t relate, my dick touches the water if I don’t pull some out
– Delutaya
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Ok I changed my mind. Clearly two nukes weren’t enough
Now I know why most Japanese are Xenophobe.
If two nukes made them like this in the first place, I’d be worried what more would do.