The vice president has some advice for young Americans.
One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
It’s awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
A flower?
Bahahahaha you beat me to it
In this economy?!?
Yeah… at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
In a society without access to reproductive healthcare, a woman can only fuck a man when they already own a house together.
I spat coffee. Thank you.
Just scrolling by, and…
Fucking lol.
He’s just upset there isn’t a version of Grindr for furniture.
Furnitr
I’m sorry but this is completely unacceptable format for this media.
Can you please put this is a meme format and re-upload it as its own post? This image and caption needs its own safe space to be discussed in detail.
Regards, The world.
NSFW tag, Jesus Christ dude
No. You must look upon his child.
Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.
Chaiselongur, he’s a man of class and fine leather.
I’ve had just about enough of this mofo’s ridiculous eyeliner…
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
We had three, and they all hate you.
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here’s an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women’s bellies while interacting.
You’re pregnant? OK. Good.
How far along are you? OK. Good.
Eww
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
It’s the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn’t want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.
It’s the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
Pornhub all the way…no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
Bold advice from a couch-fucker
Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔
Not for finding sexy couches in your area
Does he not know what Tinder is?
Tinder is for finding matches. Sexual predators and rapists don’t need that to get someone pregnant. Basically he says you don’t need to date to get someone pregnant. Just do it. That’s calling for rape.
I’d call that take on his words insane if not for the fact that it’s the best explanation of his intent I’ve heard.
