“Why did you send me this?”, they reply.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?
Ugh, sexlexia.
Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts
The boy? Sir?
You. You lay out my formal shorts.
The boy?
You, you lay out my formal shorts a dozen a hunderd times; it’s impossible to tell. ;)
I just sent this meme across. Made sure to sit in the armchair beforehand. Got a chuckle. Would recommend.
No, it counts as date night.
This is too relatable lmao
Me when I’m sat next to my friend
Let’s find some experimental evidence.
- 15:13 UTC: sending meme across the flat by instant messager
- 17:00 UTC: getting this (see attachment) as a reply. I decide to take it as a reference to “licking pussy”
it’s been 2 hours…
Time of reporting does not necessarily match original time of event. Actually it never does. Any known event is in the past.
"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.”
Every picture is of you when you were younger.
“Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.”
“You son of a bitch! How’d you pull that off? Let me see that camera!”
- Mitch Hedberg
Yes.
The consensus answer will be relevant to my interests.
