• layzerjeyt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    It’s a ruse to pretend he has a gf

    • Shelf and HOOKS underneath over head end of bed are least compatible with sex ever… bonked head, pulled hair, gashes…
    • Pillow for single person
    • bottom sheet only
    • sheet not clean
    • no lamp
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          Wait you don’t understand why someone would push their bed in the corner? Or you don’t understand why it’s a problem for two people sleeping in the same bed if the bed is pushed in the corner?

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        4 days ago

        Honestly. I’m a blanket sleeper, always have been. Top sheets stay in the linen closet for guests

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          Washing my blankets as frequently as they would need it would wear them down much faster and for that matter, sheets are just easier and more efficient to wash. That’s why I use a top sheet at least. It’s not a comfort thing for me.

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              Duvet covers are incredibly annoying to take on and off. I just fold the sheet over the top of the blanket and it doesn’t move for me.

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                They’re not too bad, just start with them inside out, grab the corners, and pull through. And it makes it easier to make the bed later because you don’t have to deal with the top sheet.

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      Perhaps too afraid to ask for styling advice for himself and “asking for a friend” would invite too many follow up questions so he has to make up a girlfriend to impress.