• “Would you like 20 corn tortillas?”
  • “No way that’s too many”
  • “What if we cut them up, deep fry them, and add some guacamole?”
  • “We ran out bring more”
    • Gormadt
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      Personally 6 is about where the self loathing kicks in

      8 is typically where I stop

    • NotNotMikeOP
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      I have a friend who still brings up that all I fed him when he was at my house in high school was 12 cheese sticks. To me, that was a meal for royalty and I stand by it

  • @[email protected]
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    Wtf kinda monster mozzarella sticks are you eating if they’re the size of string cheese sticks?

  • @[email protected]
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    219 months ago

    I’m going to change your life right now.

    Spicy nacho cheese sauce, steaming hot.

    You’re welcome.

    • the post of tom joad
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      So i just need to confirm: you are suggesting i dip my cheese in batter, then oil, then more cheese?

      • ivanafterall
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        119 months ago

        You forgot to sprinkle them with cheese after they come out of the oil.

          • JokeDeity
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            149 months ago

            Chee… Cheese oil? I don’t know, I’m just trying to fit in.

          • Kogasa
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            19 months ago

            Peanut oil is rarely the wrong answer. Canola oil is ok if you have plenty already.

            • @[email protected]
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              Tallow will be best though. Bonus if you go that route: you can make the original recipe of McDonald’s fries but beware that you’ll be (more) ruined on the trash they sell today.

              • Kogasa
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                19 months ago

                Yeah you’re right.

  • EzTerry
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    79 months ago

    I dont understand… the string cheese packages are more than one portion? (i mean of course im only going to have 2… and another 2 in 5mins… [repeat until none left])

    • peopleproblems
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      Alfredo dipping sauce?

      You, sir, have changed my world. I never thought to use it as a dipping sauce.

      • Kernal64
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        29 months ago

        Sounds to me like an entire state of amateurs. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • Kernal64
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      19 months ago

      While I applaud both your disparaging of the grossly overused ranch and your innovation regarding alfredo sauce, the correct mozzarella stick sauce is marinara.