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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • NoisyOwl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    If you’re against this you’re a Baldur’s Gatekeeper.

    (I don’t know anything about Baldur’s Gate.)

    • Acute_Engles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Dungeons and dragons videogame

      • NoisyOwl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Okay, I did know that about Baldur’s Gate.

        I also know it’s horny, had a surprisingly high budget for an RPG, and gets medieval armor wrong.

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          It’s very well made. Also the characters are certainly horny but my ace playthrough is going great and all the NPCs still like me

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    Unless it’s hardcore full-frontal from start to finish it won’t accurately capture the spirit of the game. They’ve only got an hour per episode to pack with weird horniness.

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      I’m fine with horny if it skips the usual P R E S T I G E sexual violence emphasis.

      • hypercube [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        ideally it won’t even be horny at all - all the characters are entirely naked because they’ve taken off their camp clothes & then switched to camp outfits in the overworld as a joke, nobody as much as mentions this in the show

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        Better not read anything about Astarion then

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          That’s just it: it’s read about, spoken about. That sort of than can happen and I can accept that as a story element that adds tragedy and pain to a character. That’s fine, even good. What I saw of Astarion’s story as visually presented on screen didn’t seem particularly gratuitous (except when Raphael showed up at one point) or at the character’s expense.

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    It’ll either be “so… that happened” quipshit or it’ll be edgy for edginess’ sake shit. Hard pass both ways.

    Disclaimer: I enjoyed Honor Among Thieves because it managed to thread the needle and be clever/funny without being unbearably quippy by letting the funny parts happen rather than being verbally forced into being.

    • envis10n [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Well, and also watching Chris Pine’s face melt. That was pretty good too.

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        I-was-saying that was a funny part that just happened without being verbally forced into being.

        Imagine a Joss Whedonization of that moment.

        Guard: “So… that bard just melted!” so-true

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          ‘uhhh are bards supposed to do that?’

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Here’s some more slop you mindless drones.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      The reason I liked Baldurs Gate? The brand, obviously brainworms

      • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I’d argue that the brand of D&D definitely got a lot of people to buy it that wouldn’t have bought Divinity Original Sin 3.

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    Whatever, just another video game tv series most will forget.

  • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    wasn’t there a d&d movie recently?

    • Surreal
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      And it was amazing

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    Somebody doesn’t understand the allure of Baldurs Gate 🤔

    Which ensures it’ll be fast tracked and on the service by March.

    Could we not though, not counting EA I’m like 60 hours in and haven’t cleared act 2 - and already have plans for a second run. I don’t have TIME for a BG show.

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      Netflix has done a choose your own adventure before. Would be interesting to see a BG3 one.

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    Karlach’s facial expression here is how I feel about this.

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    Run-time will be split 50/50 between a live-action bisexual harem anime and random comedy violence on goblins.

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      Surprisingly from me, pass

  • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Put me down for $20 they do make it, $50 for it is hot trash, and $10 for they make a second season

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    Hey - if Larian gets some of that Netflix munny it’ll probably make another awesome game in 4-6 years. I’m down for that. And there’s still that very slim possibility it’s actually good. I’m going to choose to be cautiously optimistic.

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      I’ll play devils pessimist and say that if Larian gets more money then the next game will probably be hot garbage because they’ll have even more sponsors/investors to have to answer to.

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        How much money would Larian even get? WotC owns the IP and licensed it to Larian for BG3.

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          Yeah, most likely most of it would just go into WotC pockets.

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          I imagine Larian owns the specific BG3 characters though.

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            Some of the characters are from DnD Forgotton Realms lore like Elminster, while some other characters are from previous BG games not originated by Larian like Minsc.

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        Agree. Part of why they’ve made such great stuff is that they’re independent and self-publishing. There’s nobody to rush them to market, and nobody outside the organization meddling in development. If Netflix (or some other company) gets its claws into them, I’d expect to see a huge drop in quality in favor of more focus-grouped bazinga bullshit.

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        Otoh Larian isn’t public, yet. As long as the company doesn’t end up on soulless cunts in suits’ hands, I’d bet on Larian to make a good game.

        Top guy looks like a big nerd too, that’s a good sign.

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    Netflix has a reasonable track record with these things, maybe I’ll even watch it if they show hog.

  • SkibidiToiletFanAcct [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Showrunner: Lauren Hissrich

    Director: Rupert Sanders

    Lead Writer: Chris Weitz

    Producer: Roy Lee

    Episode Director: Niki Caro

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    Just don’t.

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