• NoisyOwl [he/him]
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    359 months ago

    If you’re against this you’re a Baldur’s Gatekeeper.

    (I don’t know anything about Baldur’s Gate.)

      • NoisyOwl [he/him]
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        69 months ago

        Okay, I did know that about Baldur’s Gate.

        I also know it’s horny, had a surprisingly high budget for an RPG, and gets medieval armor wrong.

        • Acute_Engles [he/him]
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          79 months ago

          It’s very well made. Also the characters are certainly horny but my ace playthrough is going great and all the NPCs still like me

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    289 months ago

    Unless it’s hardcore full-frontal from start to finish it won’t accurately capture the spirit of the game. They’ve only got an hour per episode to pack with weird horniness.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      179 months ago

      I’m fine with horny if it skips the usual P R E S T I G E sexual violence emphasis.

      • hypercube [she/her]
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        129 months ago

        ideally it won’t even be horny at all - all the characters are entirely naked because they’ve taken off their camp clothes & then switched to camp outfits in the overworld as a joke, nobody as much as mentions this in the show

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          That’s just it: it’s read about, spoken about. That sort of than can happen and I can accept that as a story element that adds tragedy and pain to a character. That’s fine, even good. What I saw of Astarion’s story as visually presented on screen didn’t seem particularly gratuitous (except when Raphael showed up at one point) or at the character’s expense.

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    It’ll either be “so… that happened” quipshit or it’ll be edgy for edginess’ sake shit. Hard pass both ways.

    Disclaimer: I enjoyed Honor Among Thieves because it managed to thread the needle and be clever/funny without being unbearably quippy by letting the funny parts happen rather than being verbally forced into being.

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        9 months ago

        I-was-saying that was a funny part that just happened without being verbally forced into being.

        Imagine a Joss Whedonization of that moment.

        Guard: “So… that bard just melted!” so-true

    • @Surreal
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      139 months ago

      And it was amazing

  • @[email protected]
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    Somebody doesn’t understand the allure of Baldurs Gate 🤔

    Which ensures it’ll be fast tracked and on the service by March.

    Could we not though, not counting EA I’m like 60 hours in and haven’t cleared act 2 - and already have plans for a second run. I don’t have TIME for a BG show.

    • FumpyAer [he/him]
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      49 months ago

      Netflix has done a choose your own adventure before. Would be interesting to see a BG3 one.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    129 months ago

    Run-time will be split 50/50 between a live-action bisexual harem anime and random comedy violence on goblins.

  • @[email protected]
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    99 months ago

    Hey - if Larian gets some of that Netflix munny it’ll probably make another awesome game in 4-6 years. I’m down for that. And there’s still that very slim possibility it’s actually good. I’m going to choose to be cautiously optimistic.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      I’ll play devils pessimist and say that if Larian gets more money then the next game will probably be hot garbage because they’ll have even more sponsors/investors to have to answer to.

      • FumpyAer [he/him]
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        89 months ago

        How much money would Larian even get? WotC owns the IP and licensed it to Larian for BG3.

        • JackbyDev
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          19 months ago

          I imagine Larian owns the specific BG3 characters though.

          • FumpyAer [he/him]
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            19 months ago

            Some of the characters are from DnD Forgotton Realms lore like Elminster, while some other characters are from previous BG games not originated by Larian like Minsc.

      • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]
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        39 months ago

        Agree. Part of why they’ve made such great stuff is that they’re independent and self-publishing. There’s nobody to rush them to market, and nobody outside the organization meddling in development. If Netflix (or some other company) gets its claws into them, I’d expect to see a huge drop in quality in favor of more focus-grouped bazinga bullshit.

      • @[email protected]
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        29 months ago

        Otoh Larian isn’t public, yet. As long as the company doesn’t end up on soulless cunts in suits’ hands, I’d bet on Larian to make a good game.

        Top guy looks like a big nerd too, that’s a good sign.

  • @sederx
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    49 months ago

    Just don’t.