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igetzerobread@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

some might say we're early adopters

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some might say we're early adopters

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igetzerobread@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

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      Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

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      Make that two

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        🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom

        Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

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          We’re going to the moon guys!

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          Redeem it in the karma store, of course!

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            OMG, OMG, is that @[email protected]??

            OMG, can I have your upvote??? Ahhhhhhh!!

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              Done

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          Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course

        • telllos@lemmy.world
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    • Muninn@lemmy.world
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      Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.

    • Robertej92@lemmy.world
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      My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

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        Start an OF for her

    • dub@lemmy.world
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      Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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      big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎

    • paciencia@lemmy.world
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      i don’t remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.

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        Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.

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          Who was hitrecordjoe?

          • Aram855@feddit.cl
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            Joseph Gordon Levitt, acá Joseph golden rabbit.

      • can@sh.itjust.works
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        Unidan!

      • Denvil@lemmy.one
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        u/Nez_bit the powerade minor legend is the only one I remember

    • darkstar@lemmy.zip
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      If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan

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      AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.

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        No, not here, please.

        Not even ironically.

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      good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water

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      Hey it’s @[email protected] on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!

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      I need an autograph now!

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      Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.

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      Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.

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      Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.

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      This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you’re the next Unidan, but maybe don’t turn into a toxic dick like he did.

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    Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I’m not a failure.

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      We got you buddy

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    I’d say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

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      Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

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    Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

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      My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

      Waiting for some of those “broke my arms”, “swamps of dagobah” or “cockroache imaginary girlfriend” stories.

      C’mon guys tell us where you cum

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        The lamp that looks odd…

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      I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

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      Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.

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        I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.

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      and we still don’t know if he had a good time that weekend

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    I’m pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you’ve never heard of it? I’m not surprised.

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    Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes

    • igetzerobread@lemm.eeOP
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      Already at it

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        Poggers

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        Without inviting all of us?

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        You are on flour, right?

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    i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily

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      You must be drowning in dms

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        the ladies can’t control themselves

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    10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen

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      I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress

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        You could have gotten 3 and been charismatic enough for Congress to be honest.

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        I fully support you in running

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        You are. Absolutely no doubt in my mind.

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      So this post got 40k reddit upvotes? i just came

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    Doing my part. It ain’t much but it’s honest work.

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    Bruh 5 upvotes are a lot.

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      And you have 14. Damn.

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    Call me when you’re in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎

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      they already are

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        Then they should call them. They specifically asked

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        Hot damn!

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      call me when you’re in the 4 digits club, pal

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        Heh, nice one dude.

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    500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife

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      What’s it like to be so successful?

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      Now you have over a thousand points. So, when are you going to announce your presidential/prime ministerial run?

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        currently running for reddit ceo just to fire spez

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    'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.

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      time to quit your job and get that bag

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    Me when I… When I… Me when… When… Me I When… Me when I…

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      Me when I start ww3 under a reddit post about zoophilia being bad

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        why would u ever do that (use reddit)

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    I’ve gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god… Now can someone explain wtf this “grass” shit is everyone keeps talking about?

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      Grass got patched in the most recent update, idk what these guys are talking about

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      Here let me enable your addiction with an upvote

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      Lets celebrate… 🤩

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