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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

the future is now, old man

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the future is now, old man

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    “I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”

    “You want to make content for TikTok?”

    “No! I want to be the app!”

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      It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.

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        Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

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          I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!

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        Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!

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          I can’t remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?

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      I want to be a firetruck

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        I’m Idaho

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      As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.

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      “I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”

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        A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.

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