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too_high_for_this@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything

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I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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    How? Are you a wizard?

    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes I am necornmancer

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        Could have gone with nonomancer

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    Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?

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      No carnies are my number two fear

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        What’s number one?

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          USA! USA! USA!

      • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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        Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage

        • Drusas@fedia.io
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          Oh no

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    Should I rebuild my base in Factorio to massively boost copper and circuit production or just wait for module production to catch up?

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      the factory must in fact grow

  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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    What’s it like, knowing that you’ve just peaked?

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      I peaked like 10 years ago when I hooked up with a gorgeous redhead friend

      This is a close second though

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        perks of necromancy

  • 𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zone
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    What other lies have you told?

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      Now, now, I’m sure there’s a kernel of truth in there!

      • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Damn it. Why do you have to be so corny?

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          He’s good under heat.

          • thewitchslayer@sh.itjust.works
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            I heard he cracks under pressure

            • errer@lemmy.world
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              Only if you butter him up first

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                Otherwise he’s just a husk of a man.

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    Me too!

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    I need data. What brand, wattage of microwave if used, length of cook.

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      This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method… If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.

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    When did you decide to become a liar? 😀

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      There’s one stowed away, just you wait. We’ll all be seeing an update post soon.

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    if corn is a fruit is popcorn is also fruit?

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      Corn is a fruit in the same way that oxygen is a metal

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        this is a really good answer

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        nno

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    Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?

    • linkinkampf19 🖤🩶🤍💜🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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      Way more suggestive than intended.

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        I dated her.

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    Did you forget to microwave it first?

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    what flavor

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      Popcorn flavor

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      Pure unadulterated popcorn-infused butter

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    what’s the technique?

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      Relax the throat and cup the balls

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        Littering and? Littering and?

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          smoking the reefer

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            YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

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        If I cup my throat and relax my balls will it have the opposite effect…?

        So many questions !

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          I think that’s how one nuts

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            usually there’s 2

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    Which lottery numbers are you picking?

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    How do you sleep at night?

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      With my eyes wide open. It creeps people out.

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        Why? How many people are watching you sleep?

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