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willya@lemmyf.uk to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Reading read wrong

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Reading read wrong

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willya@lemmyf.uk to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • snooggums@kbin.social
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    Read like lead, not read like lead.

  • credit crazy@lemmy.world
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    I’d say English is broken but that implies it was working at some point

    • SSX@lemmy.world
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      Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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        Police police police police police police police police

  • cynar@lemmy.world
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    For those that haven’t tried. See how far you can get reading this poem out loud…

    The Chaos

    • willya@lemmyf.ukOP
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      What in the hell

      • profoundninja@sh.itjust.works
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        I got to head and read it as head and gave up…

    • quigat@lemm.ee
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      What’s up with made/bade? I pronounce those the same way.

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        It’s a 100 year old poem, I’m guessing it was pronounced different in that area at the time.

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        Bade is the past tense of “bid” and is technically pronounced the same as “bad”. Link: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/bade

        Essentially, the pronunciation follows the same pattern as words like “sit - sat”, but the spelling pattern follows a different Old English pattern.

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      Ha that is great! Like a maze for your mind and mouth. However that poem is now 100 years old, so I did notice some spelling and pronunciation errors :)

    • CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net
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      About halfway through I got a headache and had to lay down

      • cynar@lemmy.world
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        It is a particularly masochistic poem to read aloud. 😁

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    I had no trouble reading this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Rolando@lemmy.world
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    I hear that buffalo have the same problem.

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    Sounds like a problem for people from Reading (UK).

    • UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca
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      Or Reading, Pennsylvania

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    Let’s just start using red like we do for the past tense of lead.

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      Red vs reed

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      “There are my red books”

      “Some of them look quite blue to me”

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      I vote on readed. Yes, it looks wrong now, but give it a few days

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      leaded?

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    Welcome to English, where everything is made up and the rules and spelling mean nothing.

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    TIHI

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    ADHD reading

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