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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 days ago

I need one... fuck

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I need one... fuck

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 days ago
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  • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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    Then you bring it home, set it all up, and you realize your sink is too wide and none of your dishes fit in the slots.

    • fishy@lemmy.today
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      The real danger is when you overload it because you put off doing the dishes, then the whole thing shifts because the screws have loosened, dumping all your shit onto the counter and floor.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So, like dating? That tracks.

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    I own a dishwasher. I’m good.

    Handwashing is a waste of water and doesn’t properly sanitize, because you’d literally burn your hands in seconds if you got the water hot enough to actually do so.

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      I don’t pay for water in this house, but I do pay for electricity. Diswashers way too power intensive. Also, I simply cannot afford a dishwasher

      A rack on the other hand…

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Said the “big tiddy goth GF” poster? Too easy, friend. 😝

        • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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          Well I’m a gay man… The rack I need is big hairy meaty pecs

          • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus
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            Damnit…

            I’m not hairy.

            • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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              Get working

          • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            This is known, though the pun trail is undeniable…

    • howrar@lemmy.ca
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      Is sanitization necessary for dishes though?

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        I mean I don’t want to eat off of dishes with bacteria on them but regardless there’s no arguing that a dishwasher uses less water than handwashing. It’s kind of hard to beat 3-4 gallons of total usage for both rinsing and washing an entire double-sinkload of dishes.

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          I assure you no matter what your dishwasher does your dishes have bacteria on them when you eat. Only reason to care about the sanitize mode is if you do things like grow mushrooms and want to get as clean a surface as you can when preparing components.

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            The number of people who believe there’s such a thing as “no bacteria” and that it’s healthy at all… is consistently disappointing. 😅

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        Absolutely not if you do a half decent job at washing them. Sanitary is a pipe dream anyway. The cabinet they’re going in isn’t sanitary. The air in the kitchen is full of fecal coliform bacteria. People don’t wash their hands before they handle plates.

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      You can sanitize them submerged in the sink with dish sanitizer

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      Removed by mod

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      And as a result you’re more likely to have allergies. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25713281/

      • jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        just perform more rimjobs and you’ll be fine.

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          Mmmm… gut flora.

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          I just lick the crossing light buttons once in a while.

          • howrar@lemmy.ca
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            During winter if you want it extra spicy

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    Man that really fucks with me, I really quite like looking out the window and watching people mill up and down the street; check out the clouds; see the dog stare at me while he does a shit; or seeing which of the kids is finding new and inventive ways to seriously injure themselves in the garden.

    It’s a faint thread of contact with the outside world while doing housework 😊

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      Unfortunately my kitchen window stares onto a fucking wall of my neighbors. All wall. Not even a window. Just siding. I hate it and them.

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        Sounds like an excuse to wear fewer clothes and stare at them.

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          Well, now we’re all picturing @[email protected] scantily-dressed and crushing that siding with an unblinking stare from beyond.

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    Haha, wow, you own one of these? That’s, ha, well, are you busy tonight?

    … wanna be?

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      I do not own one… can we still be busy?

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    I remember being young enough to believe affording this kind of stuff was still my future.

    (It wasn’t).

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    Legit, the quality of life bump for getting a dishwasher is massive. You can even get a standalone version as a renter.

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      My dishwasher died an a time where I didn’t have enough cash on hand to replace it. I ordered a wash pump from china, but it took nearly a month to show up.

      We handwashed for 3.5 weeks, I started planning meals around less cooking vessels. We started getting disposable plates.

      I baby the F out of that thing now. Filter cleaned every time, regularl degreased, sump regularly cleaned.

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    How would one get the knives in and out?

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      Same way as any other day: slowly and with a subtle smirk. Just, don’t make the happy noises if anyone’s watching. 🤓

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    My wife just made me buy one after showing her this meme. We’re both pumped about the space we’ll save.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hold onto that feeling, fellow mortals.

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    I wanted one when I was young. The apartment was overpriced and cramped. A traditional drying rack was later than the counter.

    Now, I am old. I do not want one.

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    Have this exact one. It is great. Solid, grates are right sizes, somehow doesn’t block the window either.

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      Post pic pls

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        In its glory

        • pigup@lemmy.world
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          Thank you

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    you mean as soon as you are old enough to do the dishes?

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    I have a regular old dishrack, the normal kind you sit on the counter. It fits high in the sink, so its raised and gets air. Most of the time its in the lefthand sink. If I have a big load, I move it back to the counter while I wash, and then back to the sink. I was gonna get something fancy till I started doing this. No need. Looks nice and neat. No counter used. Cost: $1.

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    I prefer the one over the sink but built into a cabinet (Finnish style, I think?) for both clearance and living in an earthquake zone

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    damnit @[email protected], stop advertising to my absolute must haves.

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    . * Dish-washing-machine *

    • much more water-efficient
    • much more time-efficient
    • …

    No nees for fancy weird plastics, that can make your dishes dirty with sink-water.

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