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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Anon finds a plot hole

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Anon finds a plot hole

sh.itjust.works

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

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Step one: leave the family (especially toddlers and infants) at home with a trusted caretaker or dog. Step two, ride about 15mph so you don’t drain the battery too fast. Step three, wake up
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  I’ll be sure to tell my brother (single parent) he can just leave his kid at home with the caretaker he can’t afford
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    i think you missed step 3

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