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tatterdemalion to Programmer Humor · 1 month ago

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tatterdemalion to Programmer Humor · 1 month ago
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    Meanwhile, we PostgreSQL folks…

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      VACUUM FULL ANALYZE

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      Awww, leave little SQLite alone, stick to picking on MySQL

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        Picking on MySQL is like pushing someone in a wheelchair, honestly.

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