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devfuuu@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 2 years ago

Le torture

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Le torture

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devfuuu@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 2 years ago
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  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
    • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
    • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
    • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they’re at the end of a line
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      STOP! You’re scaring the children!

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      Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly

      The first time I ever touched Double Ds was in vim.

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        It’s all fun and games until someone does ddO instead of using S ;(

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      I’ve heard some people even use :wq over :x

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        ….I’ve been using :wq for years…

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          Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh

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          What? No “Esc. Shift+ZZ” ?

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            That sounds like emacs-user talk. We don’t take kindly to you folks around these parts…

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              It’s straight up vi, bro.

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            This is the way

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        Compositions don’t bother me. Repititions do

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        deleted by creator

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      Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

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