The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 15 天前Safety firstmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square198linkfedilinkarrow-up1574arrow-down15
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minus-squareNotSteve_@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down3·15 天前What the fuck are Americans doing?
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 天前I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·15 天前“Well organized” “militia”
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-214 天前Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.” Customer: “Ain’t loaded.” Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.” Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.” Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 天前Trying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”
What the fuck are Americans doing?
I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.
But with guns.
I ask myself this everyday
“Well organized” “militia”
Shop worker: “Clear your weapon sir.”
Customer: “Ain’t loaded.”
Shop worker: “Sorry, store policy.”
Customer: “Fine” (clears weapon, ejects a live round) “Oops! How’d that get in there.”
Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) “How can I help you today?”
Dying, a lot
Trying to convince each other that we’re “responsible gun owners”