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Alex to Programmer Humor · 2 years ago

Race Condition

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Race Condition

Alex to Programmer Humor · 2 years ago
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Knock knock

Race Condition

Who’s there?

Source: https://mastodon.social/@fribbledom/111210722649973106

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  • mrbn@lemmy.ca
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    Good one, let me try!

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Race Condition

    • funkajunk@lemm.ee
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      Works on my machine!

      • stanka@lemmy.ml
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        We are not shipping your machine, @funkajunk!

        • droans@lemmy.world
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          Well, that’s basically just containers.

    • Xanvial@lemmy.world
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      Seems the bug is fixed, let’s ship it

      • nogrub@lemmy.world
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        deploy on friday

  • 404@lemmy.zip
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    “Did you get the reference? Do you need a pointer?”

    • dukk
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      For those who don’t understand, he mea Segmentation fault (core dumped)

      • 404@lemmy.zip
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        C this guy gets it!

  • david@feddit.uk
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    Actually made me laugh, thank you.

    • AlexOP
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      Same happened to me, so I decided to share!

      • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    I know a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

    • Johanno@feddit.de
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      Can you send it via TCP?

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, are you ready?

  • AlexOP
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    knock knock

    who’s there?

    threads.

    threthreadsads whthreadso?

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    Knock knock

    Amongus

    Who’s there?

    😳

    • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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      SUS!!!1!!!1!!!

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