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Mine has a knob that dings when it hits zero. The only way to turn it off is to twist the knob to zero, so it dings regardless.
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  Leave it open.
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    Then it will leave the light on
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      Electrical tape
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      Oh, that’s easy. Just jam something in the little door slots so it thinks it’s closed. Perfectly safe.
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      Huh, mine just completely turns off after the door is open no light or noise.

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