They can sharehold deez nuts.
Ha, gottem’
Are my shareholders providing enough value to me?
A resounding no.
No, I am costing shareholders money and I will continue to do so until they fire me.
The drain on shareholder value will continue until renumeration increases.
Always be stealing from employers. They steal the excess value of your labor. Poop on the clock. Take a stapler home. Sleep when the boss isn’t around.
Fyi, if you just stop responding and keep all their hardware when they lock you out of your office instantly, thus preventing you from returning said hardware (and claiming your thrift store jacket from your office), there’s not really much they can do. You tried! Probably best to just sell it, surely someone needs all this photo equipment!?
No, no I am not and lets keep it that way.
I ask myself this everyday. And if I find that the answer is yes I slow it down
In an infinite growth paradigm, no. You/we can never provide enough profit for the shareholders.
I have a motivational poster with this one it above my bed so it’s the first thing I see everyday and the last.
I can honestly tell myself yes I am but I can do better tomorrow.
Whilest I don’t work for an openly traded company, I DO work for a non profit that’s in like 3 billionaires back pockets…so…what ya gonna do…
Memelord
I think about it every second of my vacations and time off like a good little lemming. When they destroy my livelihood and lay me off for the bottom line, I thank them for their sheer excellence and kiss their feet. It’s the highest honor any human being can hope for to be even a tertiary concern for shareholders.
I think of the shareholders everyday
Finally you ask the right questions! Now get back to work, I need my new yacht.
- signed, Musk/ Thiel/ Bezos/ insert random multibillionaire here
