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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 个月前

The baby-proofing arms race

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • [deleted]@piefed.world
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    There is also a fidget spinner designed to give the baby ADHD!

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      You can’t give people ADHD, it’s not something you cook up.

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        • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Evidently. 😂

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            I see the joke comprehension dependency wasn’t injected :P

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          [email protected]

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        I caught ADHD from my friend in highschool when we were making out in the storeroom before art class.

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          No, that was cuties.

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            Is it not cooties? Cuties is a group of cute things.

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              Also a brand of citrus fruit

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            I sure caught cooties from a few cuties in highschool

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        Through trauma, all things are possible

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        I think they confused ADHD with autism.

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          What?

        • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          tHe TyLeNoL iS gIvInG yOuR cHiLdReN aUtIsM!!!1!!1!!!11

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        give me two months and an electroshock collar and i definitely could give you adhd

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        Then what are these sores on my dick?

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