• partial_accumen@lemmy.worldEnglish
    38·
    22 days ago

    Take this to the next level. Adopt the classic “protection racket” business model. Offer a paid monthly subscription service to protect the homophobe from “being turned gay”.

    • vrekEnglish
      11·
      22 days ago

      Does it work on the frogs too?

      • partial_accumen@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        22 days ago

        That doesn’t come in the default protection service, no.

        You’d need to add the amphibian rider. Note, this would not include penguin coverage either. You’d need to add the avian rider for that. You’re in luck though, we’re offering a “buy one, get one half off” discount if you subscribe to both in addition to the base coverage.

        • vrekEnglish
          3·
          22 days ago

          Look, don’t partial_accumen but I am going to buy the amphibian rider and a bunch of African tree frogs… In a few months I’ll be rich!!