• ebolapie@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.

    • why is there a wall of floor-to-ceiling windows?
    • why don’t the windows have blinds?
    • why is there carpet?
    • why would you put a candelabra… there?
    • how do you get into the shower? it has to be on the right, next to the sink, but…
    • why are the towels as far away from the sink as possible?
    • why is there an empty vase in the shower window?
    • why does the shower have windows?
    • why have a stall shower in a bathroom this huge in the first place?
    • why is there a floor hvac register? what happens if the shower floods?
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    19 hours ago

    Someone: My spouse has an ass so good, I want to put it in a showcase.

    Contractor: As long as the check clears, consider it done.

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    23 hours ago

    “And what do you want for your shower?”

    “You know the backscatter machines from the TSA checkpoint?”

    “Say no more”

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      I feel like there is a frank Lloyd wright house that has something like this which is quite popular. But it might not actually be the bathroom that has this style?

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    18 hours ago

    As weird as this is, it’s better than a lot of modern showers where people just don’t put any door or curtains because it looks nice or whatever. Those you just end up freezing in.

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    5 hours ago

    Soulless minions of orthodoxy don’t know a cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber when they see one.

  • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    I’m pretty sure I saw something like this in a listing for a place by Bde Make Ska in Minneapolis. That building had some interesting layouts due to round walls.

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    I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.

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    2 days ago

    If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn’t rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I’m going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.

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    2 days ago

    This bathroom is why we don’t have enough to buy a home or have children or pay off student loans…

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    Pretty sure I would keep bumping my head trying to drink from that glass of water 😂