UncleArthur@lemmy.world to Casual UK@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 month agoFor some reason, my wife has bought me a vial of hyaluronic acid and a syringe for St. Valentine's Day.message-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down12
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareFor some reason, my wife has bought me a vial of hyaluronic acid and a syringe for St. Valentine's Day.UncleArthur@lemmy.world to Casual UK@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square13linkfedilink
minus-squareIlovethebomb@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoAre you competing in the ski jump, by any chance? Also… "All these augmentation procedures are mainly to increase your flaccid girth, and it will have no benefit on your erect length - so functionally it’s not going to improve matters.
minus-squareUncleArthur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoI always understood it was width, not length, that was important. But at £3k a pop, I reckon one would be better off taking the missus on a decent holiday!
minus-squareFishFace@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoYou could try a fancy dinner for less. You might be too full/drunk after to be worrying about enhancing injections, which could be good or bad…
minus-squareUncleArthur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIt was a joke. Obvs not a good one!
minus-squareFishFace@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI understood that so I guess it was my joke that didn’t land 😅
minus-squareUncleArthur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoHa! We’re as bad as one another.
Are you competing in the ski jump, by any chance? Also…
I always understood it was width, not length, that was important.
But at £3k a pop, I reckon one would be better off taking the missus on a decent holiday!
You could try a fancy dinner for less. You might be too full/drunk after to be worrying about enhancing injections, which could be good or bad…
It was a joke. Obvs not a good one!
I understood that so I guess it was my joke that didn’t land 😅
Ha! We’re as bad as one another.