• guldukat@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    2 天前

    Trump had to fuck and eat that kid. He was busting the libs and not fucking kids would have blown his cover

    -maga, eventually

  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zipEnglish
    80·
    3 天前

    Conservatives in 1998: The president told a lie, impeach.

    Conservatives in 2028: Trump said it’s legal for him to run again, and I have no reason not to believe him. Honest guy, tells it like it is.

  • username_1English
    90·
    3 天前

    In 2030: Yes, I ate a few children, but I didn’t eat YOU.

  • Gork@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    76·
    3 天前

    And the Qanon Pizzagate people are nowhere to be found when they would be the loudest people online about this issue.

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
      10·
      2 天前

      they only care about it as long as it’s a conspiracy

      same as how republicans only care about the “wellbeing of children” as long as they aren’t already born

      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        3·
        2 天前

        I mean it is a conspiracy, a conspiracy to rape and eat children. Just because it’s real doesn’t mean it’s not a conspiracy, it’s just a factual one, not a theory.

        • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          2 天前

          qanon was the only “theory” involved. we KNEW about epstein by the time pizzagate started. he was arrested under Bush. the prosecution just took that long.

          the conspiracy theories around this were all wrong and intentionsl misdirection about a real active case. they didn’t Crack anything. the whole thing was horse shit. the pedo ring was already public knowledge.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.worldEnglish
    313·
    2 天前

    Spoiler: they did in fact eat the child after raping her and forcing her to give birth to a baby who they also raped and murdered but Americans didn’t care enough to overthrow this regime so other children are getting raped and eaten as we speak

    • mechoman444@lemmy.worldEnglish
      61·
      2 天前

      What in the ever-loving holy hell is this?

      Okay, so I know we all dislike the current administration, and the Epstein files are damning evidence absolutely.

      And the sooner this regime changes or the office is vacated, the better for literally everyone on the face of the planet.

      But I just want to make sure that everybody understands: there is currently no credible evidence that this has occurred.

      There is no credible evidence that cannibalism occurred.

      There are some very dubious things we could potentially conjecture about, but there is no evidence suggesting this.

        • mechoman444@lemmy.worldEnglish
          12·
          2 天前

          It has. The doj did indeed investigate and found no incredible evidence of cannibalism or anything described in the above comment.

          • Formfiller@lemmy.worldEnglish
            1·
            2 天前

            Just trust me bro investigative services? You got a source? Because it in reality the DOJ was negligent and didn’t investigate

          • Formfiller@lemmy.worldEnglish
            12·
            2 天前

            Do you have any other hobbies besides defending pedofiles and making up fake facts that exonerate them?

            • mechoman444@lemmy.worldEnglish
              11·
              18 小时前

              Okay douche nozzle. Do you have any credible evidence to substantiate the ridiculous claims being made about the Epstein files?

              Because as far as I can see, the crimes that were already proven to have occurred on that island are horrific and beyond the comprehension of normal human behavior.

              Adding absurd internet fiction to crimes that are already unimaginably terrible does nothing to help the situation. It only spreads misinformation.

      • zbyte64@awful.systemsEnglish
        12·
        2 天前

        Though there is plenty of evidence they dissolved bodies as well as dumped them as medical waste from a hospital into the ocean.

        • mechoman444@lemmy.worldEnglish
          61·
          2 天前

          There is in fact not plenty of evidence. There is no evidence.

          The sulfuric acid claim gets repeated constantly. Yes, invoices show Epstein purchased several 55-gallon drums of sulfuric acid. What people conveniently omit is the context. The island had a large reverse osmosis desalination system, and sulfuric acid is a very standard industrial chemical used to control pH and prevent scale buildup in those systems. There’s no forensic evidence anywhere in the files suggesting it was used for anything else.

          The “medical waste dumped in the ocean” theory doesn’t appear in the Epstein investigation records at all. This seems to be people conflating unrelated scandals, like historical hospital waste dumping cases, with the Epstein story. The FBI and DOJ files make no mention of that method.

          There are also viral claims about ritualistic sacrifice or dismemberment on his yacht. Something vaguely like this does appear in the files, but it comes from unverified FBI interview summaries. Agents documented hundreds of tips, and not all of them were credible. Those specific claims were never supported by physical evidence, satellite imagery, or additional witnesses.

          Finally, the “Project Medbirth” or MedBeds documents circulating online are simply fabricated. The document numbers cited in those posts don’t exist in the DOJ archive.

          In short, the files confirm Epstein was involved in systemic trafficking and abuse. That alone is horrific. But the acid body-disposal and medical-waste theories appear to come from misread documents and internet myth-making rather than anything substantiated in the records.

          Look I’m not a supporter of anything Epstein related. I’m not trying to justify anything, I’m just looking at the evidence. And making up crap and summarily believing in crap on the internet isn’t helping any of this.

          • Jännät@sopuli.xyzEnglish
            3·
            2 天前

            It’s crazy how people who would normally (and rightly) denounce reich-wingers for being credulous morons will instantly turn into credulous morons once the ridiculous conspiracy theories are about oligarchs

    • epicshepichEnglish
      41·
      2 天前

      A few years ago, I read Marquis de Sade’s 120 Days of Sodom. It was one of the most important books I’ve read because it gave me a new perspective on the depths of human evil. Did not expect to see the Epstein files be such a faithful reenactment…

    • CruelEnglish
      81·
      2 天前

      Fucking children is always rape. But rape doesn’t necessarily require fucking.

  • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    8·
    2 天前

    Nah fuck this guy though. He is not an ‘agorist’. He is a simp for fascism and wants to round leftists up and put them in camps.

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    151·
    3 天前

    Why are you against eating children? It should be fine as long as they are killed humanely and you use all body parts right?