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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 month agoScientist 1: “How are things coming along with our test subjects?” Scientist 2: “I don’t know, it’s about time to check back in with them.” Scientist 2: “Hey, Mike? How’s it going?” Mike: “Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out.” Scientist 2: “Oh…my. was that it’s–” Mike: “No, I don’t think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down.” [Trilling noises in the background]
minus-squarevreklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoBut think of the splinters… Oh god… Think of the splinters… Mike should get hazard pay
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoBold of you to assume Mike isn’t paying for the privilege.
minus-squarevreklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoTrue, all I’m going to say is if you look up videos on “cbt therapy” make sure to put therapy in the search and/or have safe search on, as a result I believe Mike may enjoy the splinters
minus-squarespankinspinach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThe upsetting part about this is the ‘t’ already stands for therapy. And nothing else
minus-squarevreklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYeah, I’ll give you a more complete response after I go to the atm machine where I’ll enter my pin number. 😜
minus-squarespankinspinach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agosighs in overwhelming redundancy Actually I loved that haha
Scientist 1: “How are things coming along with our test subjects?”
Scientist 2: “I don’t know, it’s about time to check back in with them.”
Scientist 2: “Hey, Mike? How’s it going?”
Mike: “Not too bad. There have been some challenges, but I think we got a few things worked out.”
Scientist 2: “Oh…my. was that it’s–”
Mike: “No, I don’t think so, but it seems like it was mutually enjoyable, though, so write that down.”
[Trilling noises in the background]
But think of the splinters… Oh god… Think of the splinters… Mike should get hazard pay
Bold of you to assume Mike isn’t paying for the privilege.
True, all I’m going to say is if you look up videos on “cbt therapy” make sure to put therapy in the search and/or have safe search on, as a result I believe Mike may enjoy the splinters
The upsetting part about this is the ‘t’ already stands for therapy. And nothing else
Yeah, I’ll give you a more complete response after I go to the atm machine where I’ll enter my pin number. 😜
sighs in overwhelming redundancy
Actually I loved that haha