bigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 1 年前I am God's greatest programmerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down118cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1711arrow-down1imageI am God's greatest programmerlemmy.worldbigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 1 年前message-square47fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 年前Look, it’s me. Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run. Please just one rewrite. Please. Just one little crystal report.
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前I mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.
Look, it’s me.
Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run.
Please just one rewrite. Please.
Just one little crystal report.
Ugh 🤮
I mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.