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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 days ago

LinkedIn lunacy escaping containment

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 days ago
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  • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
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    The place I worked at 3 years ago, someone forgot to drop their kid off and left them in the car in 90 degree heat (freedumb units). I assumed the guy was overworked as hell; that place did not give a fuck about work/life balance, just like most places I’ve worked here in the land of the slaves and home of the cowardly.

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      Did… did the kid survive?

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        No, they died.

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        Some say he is still out there today

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      I can’t remember what the conversion is so I’ll just assume it’s 90 celsius and the son cooked to a nice crisp outside, juicy tender inside

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        90°F, that’s outside. Inside a car, it got to over 120°F (probably). The kid died.

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          Well shit, I was hoping for a nice denouement

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            The lead forklift trainer tried to perform CPR, but the child was far too gone. I think she had to take a few days off.

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              Yea, I would have had to take those days off too. That’s gotta be traumatizing

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