• PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world
    23·
    1 year ago

    You know this really opened up a new world of possibilities for me. From now on I’m going to savor each and every morning shit without needless distractions like news, music, interesting videos, and definitely funny memes. Thanks for showing me the error of my ways.

  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
    20·
    1 year ago

    I vaguely remember a friend in middle school telling me about how The Weird Kid stuck his head under the stall wall and into my friend’s stall while shitting was happening. I don’t even remember what The Weird Kid allegedly said. Something like “HEY BEN WHATCHA DOIN?” probably. My friend panicked and kicked him in the face, and I don’t think any adults were informed.

  • DrQuint@lemm.ee
    161·
    1 year ago

    At least one person saw this comic in the shitter. That person is who the comic is for.

  • el_bhm@lemm.ee
    5·
    1 year ago

    Once had a guy hold a sign with similar message. In front of me. He was sitting across from me on a subway train.

    Nothing like savoring the moment riding underground. A breather after work.

    He was smug but mad at me ignoring him.

  • Zink
    4·
    1 year ago

    I would argue that scrolling through fresh memes on Risa(@startrek.website) while on the toilet is the pinnacle of living in the moment. Particularly at work.

  • pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works
    31·
    1 year ago

    It was actually kind of nice to take a break while you’re on the toilet. Whether that means checking your phone for fun, or just sitting in silence without looking at a screen. Both can be a break, depending on context.