vrek to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTechnically a fishing license is a license to kill.. Only to a small percentage of the earth's populationmessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down119
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minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 year agoYou don’t need a license to kill tomatoes. nom
minus-squareTwentySeven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoIf they are somebody else’s tomatoes you need a thieving license.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIf there’s going to be crime, it should be organized.
minus-squarevrekOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoYou get a thieving license can you steal from the license off to get your application fee back?
minus-squarenieceandtowslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI’m conflicted about this. Fruits and vegetables are sacrificial lambs created by the plants for the express purpose of getting eaten so that they can spread their seeds. In a way, they’re trojan horses of seeds.
You don’t need a license to kill tomatoes. nom
If they are somebody else’s tomatoes you need a thieving license.
What is this, Ankh-Morpork?
If there’s going to be crime, it should be organized.
You get a thieving license can you steal from the license off to get your application fee back?
I’m conflicted about this. Fruits and vegetables are sacrificial lambs created by the plants for the express purpose of getting eaten so that they can spread their seeds. In a way, they’re trojan horses of seeds.