Ready! Player 31@lemmy.worldM to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoNot the future I wantedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1452arrow-down112
arrow-up1440arrow-down1imageNot the future I wantedlemmy.worldReady! Player 31@lemmy.worldM to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squaredaniskarma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 years agoYou pee in a bottle while your manager is an algorithm is best I can do. -Bezos.
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 years ago“Hey, lemme go to the toilet, boss” “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoAnd that’s why I peed on my robot boss, causing a malfunction that killed 27 people and landing me a life sentence. It’s kinda a lateral move, really.
minus-squareMercuryUprising@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoAs an LLM, im not programmed to communicate about bodily functions.
You pee in a bottle while your manager is an algorithm is best I can do.
-Bezos.
“Hey, lemme go to the toilet, boss”
“I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
And that’s why I peed on my robot boss, causing a malfunction that killed 27 people and landing me a life sentence. It’s kinda a lateral move, really.
As an LLM, im not programmed to communicate about bodily functions.
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