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ickplant@lemmy.worldBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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ickplant@lemmy.worldBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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      Bottom half or top half? This is important.

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        Left half

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          I can work with that.

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            One testicle, half a penis and half a vagina?

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                Thats moment like this I was missing from reddit, thanks for the laughs guys 🤣

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                You forgot pineapple

                • I Cast Fist
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                  You can make a nipple out of the pineapple and still have an ape

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              Just like the average human.

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              Just like God intended

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          Acceptable

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          Hell yeah

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        • R0cket_M00se@lemmy.world
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          Some guys have an ass, that’s doable.

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            No need for a comma there ;)

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              Hank Hill’s ass doesn’t count.

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          A pussy and a busy. Got damn.

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            G-Spot and a P-Spot

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      peak feminism

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