Can someone explain all the of possums these past few days? And, while I’m on the subject…
Car hitting possum memes: No. :(…
Cowboy possum memes: YES! :DPossums are like the common internet gremlin’s spirit animal: awkward, eats garbage, plays dead when someone attempts to socialize, generally nocturnal, not a huge fan of cars, etc. This makes them inherently relatable, but also cute enough and distant enough to be a good candidate for a meme.
and although they make a bluster and seem scary, they are not into biting you or ruining your day. They don’t spread disease and they eat all the types of bugs people hate.
this town ain’t big enough for the both of us, pardner
So I’m going to work hard to expand local housing options so you can find a place to live.
Shooting and being kind are usually mutually exclusive.
*shoots you cutely * uwu
*dies of cuteness*
What if we shoot our shot on each other
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What if I shoot your problems to make you happier? That’d be kind :3
I hope you’re doing alright today 💙
