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tweet by @Grace_Segers:

"Me, writing an email:

I’m using an exclamation point so you know I’m friendly and excited! But now I’m using a period so that you know I’m not crazy. Here’s another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!"

  • @[email protected]
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    4110 months ago

    And here’s a vaguely annoyed sentence but I won’t put a full stop at the end of it so that it seems like it’s just an offhand comment and not a dig at you

    If I put a full stop at the end it seems a bit too blunt.

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      10 months ago

      You think punctuation comes across as critical/blunt, so you just… don’t end sentences? I guess it doesn’t matter much for texts or social media or wherever, but that reasoning is just… wild.

    • livus
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      10 months ago

      Ohhhhhh. Penny drops.

      I always interpreted those as meaning “so exasperated with you I can’t even finish my sentence”.

      • @[email protected]
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        810 months ago

        Of late punctuation seems to be interpreted as aggression I will not participate in the madness full stop exclamation point period

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      10 months ago

      And here I am reading it and just thinking “it’s hard to take this buffoon seriously, he doesn’t even take the time to ensure proper punctuation before sending emails.”

      When you neglect to ensure clarity of your emails using proper spelling, grammar and punctuation, you steal time and energy from all the receivers who have to spend extra effort trying to understand what you’re saying. I find poor language to be arrogant and disrespectful.

  • Flying Squid
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    1410 months ago

    I used to have to respond to all the reviews people posed on the website where I worked and I was encouraged to use more exclamation points. I hated it.

    • @[email protected]
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      1010 months ago

      In one short comment you’ve made me go from vaguely appreciating a friendly, prompt and punctuated reply to a review, to making every exclamation punched message smell like sweet sticky corporate sarcasm.

      Thanks. I’m a new me.

      • Flying Squid
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        710 months ago

        In my case, it was less sarcasm and more depressed resignation. But a lot of the job involved pretending to be happy. Which sucks.

    • @Isoprenoid
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      1210 months ago

      It’s the only way to show that you are a true professional. 🥇

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      1010 months ago

      okay but in your work emails do you say “for fuck sake,” or “for fucks’ sake?” It’s an important distinction so that you sound professional.

    • Damaskox
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      310 months ago

      I as well tend to use them in a bit more professional situations as well.
      I want to show off as a relaxed person who doesn’t take even work that seriously!

      • @[email protected]
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        510 months ago

        on my résumé I substitute the bullet points with emojis to ensure I stand out from other applicants, and so the hiring managers know what a pleasant fun person I am.

  • @[email protected]
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    1210 months ago

    Recruiters writing an email:

    Oh my God the drugs kick in and I’m overwhelmed by bullshit! I’m diarrheaing it all into my keyboard and mention non benefits and try to sell on site working as hybrid! Here’s a joke so lame your toenails will curl up while reading! Oh God, now the drugs wear off and I need more!!!

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    10 months ago

    I tend to use lots of emojis so folks know how I feel (that I’m not in a bad mood) because misunderstandings have happened before.
    Sometimes I however also use an exclamation mark as saying something happily, without emojis. I know this can mean the contrary to that what I intend to say to some message receivers.

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    Make sure you explain calmly to folks what you think/feel if they question or even attack against something you let out! Misunderstandings are stupid, they can be avoided and fixed, and people’s days can be not-ruined ❤

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    410 months ago

    Then there’s my emails, which are just “k”.