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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Come ride me.

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Come ride me.

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.

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      You clearly haven’t watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.

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        I love this

      • PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world
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        Handschlag mit Gefahr

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      Klaus?

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        Klaus.

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    “God she’s so pretty”

    John Deere tractor sputters oil and backfires

    “… so fucking hot”

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    Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!

  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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    Im Fine…to forklift…probably

  • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works
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    I’d love to wreck some shit with an excavator while slammed

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    Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?

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      Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture

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        I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I’m as shocked as he is.

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      Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.

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        Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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    If you buckle up and turn the green light on, no one will know that you’re drunk!

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    I’ll just drive really slow

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    And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe

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      I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!

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      Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.

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        opens incognito mode

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          Oh brother there’s no hiding from the shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

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            Oh brother there’s no shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

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    https://giphy.com/gifs/guy-everything-fk-AqpK7kiHuXApW

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    One should only pick up a chainsaw after you’re a six-pack into the day.

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    Horse Dentist

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