im so fucking gay its unbelievable

  • @[email protected]
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    1336 months ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

    • SuperDuper
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      796 months ago

      Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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      136 months ago

      Assume you mean on men? Hard to find women not wearing them these days (I’m including yoga pants as tights-perhaps that’s not what you mean though?)

      • Smorty [she/her]
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        86 months ago

        I actually meant in art, but yeah, on men / boys they’d be great too.

        In art like this it always tends to be thigh highs