• Troy@lemmy.ca
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      You have python. You import antigravity. The princess flies off into space. You monkey patch the princess so she has wings.

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      Python: You send someone else to rescue the princess on your behalf. That someone else is the C knight.

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      No perl either. Much like python you find a relevant library (in cpan), but unlike python there will be seven different implementations, and any four perl devs will come up with at least ten solutions, nine of which will successfully rescue the princess

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        Everything will seem to be be going great, but to actually gain access to the castle you’ll have to compare your situation to successful rescues to find the undocumented drawbridge control