I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.
is this what started the no poop challenge?
No Deuce December
Yes
Also constipation.
Easy now, no need to go nuclear
legalize nuclear bombsThis is me fr
🎵 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door
Don’t step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion
Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎵
Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me
the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age
fuck.
brb
fails concentration check
Suffocates
This is a great format
I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)
I cast feeling(feet in shoes)
You monster
I cast THE GAME
I counter it with “breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head”
I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight
Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta
Fuck you why does that work
I cast manual moving eyelids
In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.
All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.
