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Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor · 2 years ago

ways to close vim

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ways to close vim

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Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor · 2 years ago
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    • Unplug the computer
    • Shut the house electric safety switch down
    • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
    • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
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      nuke it from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.

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      • Wait for a sufficiently powerful coronal mass ejection to collapse the global electric grid
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        Pretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed

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