• m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    Do you want piss everywhere? Because that’s how you end up with piss everywhere.

    • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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      Yup, I’ll gladly piss on the smart lock that controls this bullshit. I almost pissed in a trashcan in high school in front of the whole class when a teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom.

      I almost had my penis out before the teacher realized I wasn’t bluffing.

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          My mom’s elementary school she taught at had bathrooms in the classrooms, and they were enclosed spaces. As I got older it became harder to use because it was built for kindergartners lol

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          People were staring at you because the sound of piss entering the toilet was loud? Did they not know that’s how pissing works?