A succulent chinese meal?
I see you know your Judo well!
Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Can’t make this reference without posting dine and dash
Be careful. You might witness democracy manifest.
You telling me a chicken fried this steak?
You telling me a chicken fried this chicken?
Truly, a shrimp? You readily expect me to believe a shrimp, of all the lord’s creations, fried this rice? This delectable dish that I am about to partake in? Nonsense, I say! Pure and utter nonsense. A shrimp, no matter how plucky and determined, does not possess the wherewithal to wield a pan and a flame, let alone create a meal fit for a king. No, my good sir or madam, this is a task that requires the touch of a master, a chef of the highest caliber. So, I must implore you, explain to me how this shrimp, this humble crustacean, managed to perform this culinary miracle?
I never tire of this brilliant bit. RIP Mr Wells and our chittering little sous chefs!
Man do I love weirdly specific memes.
Great point! And, well, in your time the chef probably wasn’t that tall, so…yeah.
Good now do columbo
