• get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works
    4·
    11 months ago

    Hey is me, your cousin. I’m kinda in a jam and need your help. The contractor cut me a huge check after the fire that took everything but the bank won’t cash it without proof. I just need $101 for proof and I can pay back immediately.

    This is for real.

    Thanks.

    Donkeyballs

    • Restaldt@lemmy.world
      2·
      11 months ago

      Hey its me your 2nd uncle

      I need about $3.50 to pay for shipping on a package from a nigerian price who needed my help

      I know we said over 100 for this but

      Donkeyballs

      • DrRatso@lemmy.ml
        3·
        10 months ago

        Well thats about the time I noticed my uncle was eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.